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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Fast Food

     Ever wonder why it is that everyone converges on the luggage carousel at the airport? It's as if they think they will only get one opportunity to capture their bag before it passes on to parts unknown, never to return again.


 

 Photographs provided by E. Fink

     The mystery is solved! It turns out, there really IS a crisis! Just behind the wall of the baggage claim resides a foul creature who devours Louis Vuitton and Samsonite with equal ferocity. This creature- the 'Lock Ness' of airports if you will- has been spotted and photographic evidence of this phenomenon has finally been revealed:


 
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This just in: The monster has moved on to the signage:


Reportedly, Snarky is now feeling a bit squeamish. A physician at the scene of the crime had diagnosed her with "C-sickness."

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